♥, *Rin

Day 269

Its past 12am. So technically, the sentence for yesterday is:

"Dont you even dare mention number '30' infront of me." =|
Reason being, I freaking got a summon yesterday which cost me a freaking 30bucks. Dammit. =S

My really old bestest pal Xavier SEE, being he's usual corny self attempted to irritate me by msging me on MSN upon seeing my nick. & apparently he made me laugh so so soooo damn hard i literally fell off my chair boy! (Err... Like always? Haha! =O)


HUMOUR PART I
Hint: Note my nick

xav* barcelona versus liverpool just sent you a Nudge!

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
HELLO!

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
haha that hello certainly made me smile

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
so bright and colorful

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
anyway, i wanna ask you a question

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
haha yeah

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
what comes after 29?

...........


HUMOUR PART II

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
I'LL KILL U!!

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
haha so what's up 29+1?

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
im really baffled !

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
i got a summon today and its freaking 30 bucks

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
no way!

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
my sister got a summon today too! same amount!

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
hahahhahahaha

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
forgive me but i can't help but laugh every time i hear something like that

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
i haven't got any and i just thought i should let you know... muahahaha

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
u deserved to be smack man

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
today's my first lah!

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
oh boy there goes your summon-virginity haha



HUMOUR PART III

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
yesterday when i was parallel parking, i scratched a car while reversing

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
i panicked abit and ended up making things worse so i drove off

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
i parked further up and walked back towards my car and i saw the owner of the red mazda i scratched

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
i had to laugh it was so funny

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
hahahahha


-.-" I think he's a saddist sometimes. But just imagine if that happens to you. It would have been kick ass man! wahahahahaha....


HUMOUR PART IV

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
ahhahahahahahaha!!! OMG ur hilarious

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
its ur own car or what

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
yea but the break pads are totally worn-out

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
so yesterday on the way back when i was braking at the cross junction, i heard a loud "poof"

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
and my car started rolling slowly to the middle of the cross junction

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
i didn't even have time to write my will but thankfully i remembered that i had a handbrake

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
so the whole journey back, i was driving at gear 1 to 3

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
zero-adrenaline rush please

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
haha

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
so my top speed was 40kmph but at least i made it back the same way i came into this world

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
but its a good thing really, now i get to drive my mum's car

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
MUAHAEHAHEHAEA



HUMOUR PART V

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
omg omg

™®ïn ♥ ®öl-°¤Dun ever DARE mention to me number 30.¤° says:
xavier ur HILARIOUS LAH!!!!

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
nah im not hilarious

xav* in individual, there is dual. says:
i didn't lose $30 so i can't have the honour...

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Gosh Xavier is seriously hilarious man... I have ALWAYS admired him for he's superb sense of humour... Though he often criticises u in whatever, whichever way, we all know he doesn't mean it. Worst still, you would never ever have a chance to get angry because you'll be crazily laughing away....


*Miss the old days and bunch of clique...
X)